Friend: So. Do people read your blog?
Me: Um, yeah.
Friend: What do you blog about?
Me: You know? Stuff. Lots of stuff.
Friend: Yeah, but what kind of stuff?
Friend: And people like your stuff?
Me: Um, I think so?
Friend: Then why aren’t you sharing it with us?
Friend: I don’t think you really have a blog.
(My friends know that I have a blog but they have no idea what kind of blog I have. I have no plans to tell them. Because.)